Good evening listeners and welcome to tonights broadcast.
Tonight we're on location from that dark and strange realm where zebra buffalos roam and everything takes on that sort of fuzzy, can't focus the screen sort of look. It's a place we visited often in our youth but in the late summer of our lives decided we'd had enough of along with other places like Spring Break Ft. Lauderdale and the floor in front of the toilet in our best friends creepy garage apartment.
The place my friends, is Sleep Deprivation Land.
This is what "teething" can do. It's a rather plain, innocuous word isn't it? It's polite, to the point and descriptive. What it DOESN'T do is appropriately convey the effect it can have on your child.
Teething can turn your kid into a screaming, inconsoleable banshee.
Teething can give them a fever, a sore mouth and a diaper rash all at the same time. All of these things my child has right now.
Imagine yourself in this predicament. It would be terrible.
Ok...I'm off to sleep now!
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